We had real problems at the West Australian Border Quarantine Station. They recognised the Qld number plate and the possibility that I may be trying to smuggle a Cane Toad across the border. You have no idea how paranoid they are here! Well I was asked to "get the gear off " Poor Susan had to document the whole procedure. Here I am with the quarantine station in the background.
I had to get the shirt off first.
Then the "order to get the Daks off", I thought it would end there, I was clean, nothing to hide.
Finally the ultimate insult, they wouldn't take my word for it. Pants down before I got the "All Clear, no toads here!" Well poor Susan, can you imagine how embarrassed she would have been if another car would have come along at this point. Those border guys have a lot to answer for.